A Poem...

My 9 year-old DD H wrote this poem for school...

Turkey Poem

Fortunately, this year we were going to have a turkey.
Unfortunately, the turkey fell in a pond.
Fortunately, we had some ham.
Unfortunately, the ham was SPAM so we had to delete it right away.
Fortunately, we had nice neighbors.
Unfortunately, they were with Little Bo Peep. Apparently she lost some cows or something.
Fortunately, they found them soon enough.
Unfortunately, they didn't have a fishing rod.
Fortunately, we still had the stuffing.
Unfortunately, the stuffing was spoiled.
Fortunately, my Dad just got back from the store.
Fin.