For the Love of Pete!

Frank Z said today was going to be his P day and that he would send us an e-mail. So I've spent almost the entire day sitting here, refreshing my e-mail browser window, watching my junk mail files and twiddling my thumbs. When will it come!!!!!

I know, it's stupid. But it's more fun than cleaning toilets.

Uh, but Dilbert, if you're reading this, I'm going to clean toilets right now anyway?