Since I be wantin' to join with all the other scallywags and scurvy sea dogs celebratin' this morn, I am markin' this day with a few of my favorite jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
And lastly, my own personarrrrrl favorite...
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
And lastly, my own personarrrrrl favorite...
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
1 comment:
that post made me want to walk the plank
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